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Lazy Bastard Cleansing Wipes

Lazy Bastard Cleansing Wipes

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Regular price $29.75 USD
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LAZY BASTARD CLEANSING WIPES are the ultimate grooming solution for men who appreciate simplicity without compromising on effectiveness. Designed specifically for those who prefer a no-nonsense approach to skincare, these wipes are here to revolutionize your daily routine, offering a quick and hassle-free way to keep your skin fresh, clean, and invigorated.

Say goodbye to the complexities of multi-step skincare routines and welcome the ease and convenience of our Lazy Bastard Wipes. Each wipe is infused with a carefully curated blend of natural ingredients, including soothing botanical extracts and gentle cleansers, designed to cleanse, hydrate, and refresh your skin in a single swipe.

We understand that men lead busy lives, and finding time for extensive skincare rituals can be a challenge. Lazy Bastard Wipes simplify your grooming routine, providing an efficient solution that saves you precious time. Whether you're on the go, traveling, or simply want a quick refresh after a long day, these wipes are your ultimate companion.

Perfect for the gym bag, office desk, or travel kit, our Lazy Bastard Wipes offer versatility and portability, ensuring freshness and convenience wherever you go. Experience the confidence of knowing you can refresh and cleanse your skin with ease, no matter the situation.

50 wipes

HOW LONG WILL ONE JAR LAST?

Depends on just how freaking lazy you are.

PRIMARY ACTIONS: 

  • Gently cleans
  • Calms and soothes with organic aloe and calendula
  • Delivers rich antioxidants
  • Rejuvenates with MSM
  • Reduces social shame for never washing your face before bed

    DIRECTIONS FOR USE: 

    Gently wipe the skin clean before bed or midday to freshen up. Follow with Philosopher's Stone Moisturizer.

    NO CRAPPY INGREDIENTS:

    • Paraben Free
    • Propylene Glycol Free
    • Phthalate Free
    • No animal products
    • Cruelty Free
    • Gluten Free
    • Fragrance Free
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